It's a very popular item showing up in everyone's in-box,
darling newborn pictures,
accompanied with captions that describe
the trials and joys of Motherhood.
It's very touching.
Except, I'm not in a "touching", motherly mood right now.
I'm feeling tired and sarcastic.
So, here's my take on the photos.
Mom was a princess who did more than kiss the frog.
THE EXPLOITATION OF CONJOINED TWINS IS DESPICABLE.
Winston Churchill at 4 weeks.
Hope this is a boy, or they are going to have to pay for one hell of a lot of laser hair removal!
RARE PHOTO OF THE INFANT, MR. PEANUT.
Oh, I saw a story about this girl on the Discovery Channel, it's amazing what she has accomplished without her lower body!
YOU KNOW THESE TWO WILL GROW UP TO BE DOPER, SNOWBOARDERS.
Hope this is a boy, or they are going to have to pay for one hell of a lot of laser hair removal!RARE PHOTO OF THE INFANT, MR. PEANUT.Oh, I saw a story about this girl on the Discovery Channel, it's amazing what she has accomplished without her lower body!
YOU KNOW THESE TWO WILL GROW UP TO BE DOPER, SNOWBOARDERS.
5 comments:
I have seen this email it came to work, your captions are hilarious, much better than the original.The last one is my favourite.
Well Done!
HAHAHAHAHA! This is hilarious and genius!
LOL... I needed a good laugh!
I'm blowing snot bubbles...are you happy now!
i think next time I receive one of those emails I'll forward it back with YOUR captions. Love it.
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