Cute Baby EMail Making the Rounds

I'll bet most of you have seen it.

It's a very popular item showing up in everyone's in-box,
darling newborn pictures,
accompanied with captions that describe
the trials and joys of Motherhood.

It's very touching.

Except, I'm not in a "touching", motherly mood right now.

I'm feeling tired and sarcastic.

So, here's my take on the photos.

Mom was a princess who did more than kiss the frog.

THE EXPLOITATION OF CONJOINED TWINS IS DESPICABLE.

Winston Churchill at 4 weeks.




Hope this is a boy, or they are going to have to pay for one hell of a lot of laser hair removal!



RARE PHOTO OF THE INFANT, MR. PEANUT.




Oh, I saw a story about this girl on the Discovery Channel, it's amazing what she has accomplished without her lower body!




YOU KNOW THESE TWO WILL GROW UP TO BE DOPER, SNOWBOARDERS.