Standing in line at Sizzlers, a 50-ish couple and a man in his late 20's.
1st person- "I'm going to get the Senior Special."
2nd and 3rd persons nod without judgement.
1st Person to 2nd person - "You should get the Senior Special, too."
Person #2 mildly grimaces and shakes her head.
Person #1- "The Senior Special comes with a free drink!"
2nd Person- "oh, I usually just get water anyway."
1st Person- "Yeah, but if you get the Senior Special, you can ask for water and then you can give your drink to 3rd person!" This said with a slight nod as he intently looks at 2nd person.
2nd Person aggravated now- "I'm not getting the Senior Special!
I... am... not...a Senior!....and I don't look like a Senior!"
1st Person has no reply, but you can tell he's miffed.
The waitress asks them, as they stand in line, for their order.
1st Person- holding his hand half-way over his mouth as he "scratches" his nose, quickly and furtively, without making eye contact, says in a low voice - "I'll have the Senior Special."
omg!! It reminded me of something you'd see George Costanza do on Seinfeld! hehehe
By the way, drinks were not included, but were $1.99.
Sunday, January 1, 2012
I have always felt that the real "New Year" starts with each new school year but, that aside, here we are in 2012! Although I feel like my own granny when I say it, the times passes faster every year! 2011 went by in a flash!
This year, I'd like to see some changes. I want to look at the coming year with this attitude.
ALL LANES OPEN
2011 held many joys, comforts, trials and conundrums, comings and goings, beginnings and endings.
I'm sure 2012 will be much the same. Life goes on, same ol' same ol', unless we want to do something different to make it change. The hard part is doing something different or I guess, doing the same things differently. I'm like most people, in that, I do the same things, the same way, over and over and am disappointed when I don't see different results.
But I can change anything I want, using all lanes to "get there", the scenic way, the fast lane, the carpool lane, maybe using some lanes I've never taken before and maybe returning to others that I had almost forgotten.
The scenic routes, the ways that make me happy, feeling like "myself", I hope to take more often, probably in the carpool lane, sharing good times with friends and loved ones.
Most of the time, I'm going to try and avoid rush hour, although now and then, making it through rush hour gets your blood flowing!
I know I don't want to continue on the same rutted road, trying and often failing to avoid the same old potholes, over and over, ending up in exactly the same uncomfortable, but familiar place.
Maya Angelou said: "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude". Sometimes, that is all you are able to change and it is enough, but it definitely takes a lane change.
ALL LANES OPEN
This year, I'll work on making changes that will be revelatory, healthy and comforting.
ALL LANES OPEN