Standing in line at Sizzlers, a 50-ish couple and a man in his late 20's.
1st person- "I'm going to get the Senior Special."
2nd and 3rd persons nod without judgement.
1st Person to 2nd person - "You should get the Senior Special, too."
Person #2 mildly grimaces and shakes her head.
Person #1- "The Senior Special comes with a free drink!"
2nd Person- "oh, I usually just get water anyway."
1st Person- "Yeah, but if you get the Senior Special, you can ask for water and then you can give your drink to 3rd person!" This said with a slight nod as he intently looks at 2nd person.
2nd Person aggravated now- "I'm not getting the Senior Special!
I... am... not...a Senior!....and I don't look like a Senior!"
1st Person has no reply, but you can tell he's miffed.
The waitress asks them, as they stand in line, for their order.
1st Person- holding his hand half-way over his mouth as he "scratches" his nose, quickly and furtively, without making eye contact, says in a low voice - "I'll have the Senior Special."
omg!! It reminded me of something you'd see George Costanza do on Seinfeld! hehehe
By the way, drinks were not included, but were $1.99.