"I am NOT a homosexual! Would a homosexual sit amongst wanton displays of the manly pursuit of hunting wild animals?! Look at these wild boars! And homosexuals do not have extremely large manly-type dogs such as Great Danes, they have tiny, fluffy dogs! Please notice all the trophies displaying my athletic prowess! Do homosexuals play sports? I think not!
And these sandals! Would a homosexual wear..... Well... I'm not a homosexual!"
Signed, Humphrey Bogart
Thanks to Nerdboyfriend! You know I jest! http://nerdboyfriend.com/
7 comments:
what about the picture of the man next to him? hmmm.... ;)
I think that's him, Humphrey Bogart.
Thanks for the laugh Cath... I needed that
lol, oh....*bashful smile*
Are you referring to someone.....?
I am referring to all of the manliest, manly men who wear frufru sandals whilst sitting amongst the most extreme trophies of he-manly-ness!
Was Humphrey Bogart gay?
Either way, this was hilarious.
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